Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation web trawler Echo-99 ("Rescue Helicopter") is to patrol websites known to sell counterfeit good or brand knockoffs for anything associated with SCP-XXXX. Should an item be found, Echo-99 is to purchase all available stock and ascertain the location of the seller, at which point a Mobile Task Force will be deployed to permanently cease operations. If necessary, a cover story will be issued to the media.
All recovered SCP-XXXX items are to be stored separately in secure lockers in Site-12. Staff is forbidden from assembling or disassembling any SCP-XXXX instances without Level 4 approval.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective term for three counterfeit brands based on the LEGO Modular Building System. In addition to being unlicensed, all three brands displayed distinct anomalous effects.
SCP-XXXX-1 refers to the brand "GELO." All items within this subgroup are based primarily on the LEGO themes of LEGO City and LEGO Star Wars. Upon completion, the assembled kit will manifest a small golden key in the driver's seat. If turned, the model will slowly grow until it has reached a 1:1 scale with the vehicle it is based on and can be returned to its original size by turning the key again.
SCP-XXXX-2 refers to the brand "Oleg." All items with this subgroup are from LEGO's Architecture line and resembled real structures in the world. Unlike other sets, these kits arrive assembled. If a piece is removed from an SCP-XXXX-2 kit, the corresponding section of the real world counterpart will disappear, along with all its contents. Because each brick can represent over a dozen floors, recovery of SCP-XXXX-2 kits are of the highest priority.
SCP-XXXX-3 refers to the brand "SOGEL." Items within this subgroup correspond with sets from across all of LEGO's themes. Each SCP-XXXX-3 box displays a large warning that reads, "Not compatible with LEGO or MegaConstructs bricks." If a brick from an SCP-XXXX-3 kit is combined with a brick from any other brand, it will begin to glow a bright red and an unknown voice can be heard counting backward from 100. Upon reaching zero, each SCP-XXXX-3 brick will explode with the force of one kilo of C4.
Object Testing: SCP-XXXX
Object: SCP-XXXX-1
Objective: Ascertain the limits of a kit's ability to grow and function.
Constraints: No kits from the Star Wars theme were used due to the nature of the technology of the original craft.
Test-01: A kit depicting a helicopter was constructed by a volunteer. After activation, the resultant craft was able to function in a manner analogous with modern helicopters and required no fuel.
Test-02 An ATV was created and performed in a manner analogous with its real-world counterpart.
Test-03: A trash-collecting robot was crafted and [REDACTED]. Further experiments with robotics are permanently suspended.
Object Testing: SCP-XXXX
Object: SCP-XXXX-2
Objective: No stated objective; test accidental.
Constraints: N/A
Test-00: A kit depicting the Washington Monument was knocked over, causing the top piece to fall off and was lost in a heating vent. Simultaneously, the real structure lost a portion of its peak. Further testing suspended.
Addendum:
On June 12th, 2021, an object the size of Pluto was seen entering our solar system. A satellite in the orbit of SCP-2743 was able to obtain several photographs, which showed the object as a large spacecraft. After taking these photos, the unknown craft proceeded to destroy every operational satellite, probe, and rover from Pluto to Mars with ranged lasers and small shuttles before coming to rest outside of the asteroid belt.
